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| Abu Hamza, Heather Mills.... no wonder no one trusts amputees any more..... |    |
Joke by bnmatt, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged heather mills , disability , amputee - Current Score: 72 - Added: 8 months ago
| In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged amputation , disabled , woman , hospital , doctor , amputee , leg , arm , legs , arms , good , bad , news - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped. | |
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer, in Illness and mortality > Quadrapalegics - Tagged amputee , confusion - Current Score: 58 - Added: 10 months ago
| If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. | |
Joke by andino, in Illness and mortality > Amputation - Tagged amputee , hanged , hangman , demitri martin - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months ago
| A family of amputees robbed a bank. The police say they are stumped. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Illness and mortality > Amputation - Tagged stumped , police , amputee - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 days ago
| I was driving my bus around the other day and, when I got to one of the stops, my mate Fred was there, who lost both legs in the war. I pulled up next to him and said, "Hello Fred, how you getting on?" | |
Joke by RossGreen88, in Illness and mortality > Amputation - Tagged limbless , amputee , disabled , bus driver , bus - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play golf and do lots of things that took two arms. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again. So the guy had to ask him. 'Why ARE you so happy anyway?' The guy with no arms replied, 'I'm NOT happy ... My balls itch!!' | |
Joke by Sticky, in Illness and mortality > Amputation - Tagged one arm , amputee - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's black and has 8 legs? 4 black men raping a quadriplegiac. | |
Joke by jakethesicko, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged rape , amputee - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 week ago
| Apparently Heather Mills is to do a no holds barred interview on her sex life with Paul McCartney. It's to be entitled "getting my log over" | |
Joke by dicer, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , amputee , gold digging fucking whore - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month ago
| I for one don't begrudge Heather Mills her divorce settlement. I mean, a young lady with no visible means of supporting herself... if she hadn't got the money she might have ended up hopping the streets... | |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , amputee , cunt - Current Score: -3 - Added: 8 months ago
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