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| I was in a truck stop listening to two long-distance truck drivers complaining of the increase of traffic on the roads. One said he can remember his Father telling him about how he used to leave Amsterdam on a Monday, drive to the south of Italy, make his delivery and be back home on Tuesday evening. The second said his Father used to leave Cherbourg on a Monday, down to the south of Portugal and back by Tuesday lunchtime. At this juncture I had to chip in "my Dad told me that he would leave the south of England on a Monday evening, go to Hamburg, drop his load and he'd be back in England early on Tuesday!" "Fuck me" exlaimed the other two "what the fuck was he driving?" "I think it was a called a Lancaster." |    |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > World War II - Tagged lorry drivers , cafatildecopy , germany , amsterdam , cherbourg - Current Score: 114 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| What's Madeleine McCann doing in Amsterdam? Working. | |
Joke by kevsaled3e, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine , madeleine mccann , maddie , working , amsterdam - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 months ago
| Big Brother 9 I've never seen so many twats in one place since I last went window shopping in Amsterdam. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged twats , bb , big brother , amsterdam - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months ago
| Bloke on holiday in Amsterdam goes to a brothel and asks for the fattest, ugliest girl they've got, with the saggiest tits and a fanny like a ripped out fireplace. The Madam says "Are we feeling kinky tonight, sir"? "No", he replies, "just home sick". | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged amsterdam , prostitute , fanny , tits , ugly , wife - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago
| Have you ever walked round a seedy, "sex for sale" area like Soho in London, Fairfield Street in Manchester or De Wallen in Amsterdam, and wondered why its called a "red light" distict? No? Me neither, I'm too busy looking at all the tits. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged sex , tits , london , manchester , prostitue , prostitutes , whore , whores , amsterdam - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months ago
| A tourist is walking through the red light district in Amsterdam when he sees a fine looking lady. He approaches her and taps on the window. "How Much?", he asks. "1000 euros", the woman replies. "Wow, thats quite a lot isn't it?" "Yes. Well it is double-glazed." | |
Joke by Snan, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged amsterdam , red , light , district - Current Score: 15 - Added: 8 months ago
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