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| I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jerk off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horse’s arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets. |    |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged parking , tickets , injustice , anger , cars , store - Current Score: 291 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Depression is simply anger with less enthusiasm. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged enthusiasm , anger , depression - Current Score: 123 - Added: 5 months ago
| A young man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic offence. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and that he would have to return the next day. "What for!" he snapped at the judge. His honour, equally irked by a tedious day and roared out loud, "Twenty pounds for contempt of court! That's why!" As the young man reached for his wallet, the judge relented, "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The young man replied, "I know. I'm just checking to see if I have enough for two more words." | |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged judge , fine , court , swear , money , traffic , anger , annoyed - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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