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| An elderly couple living in a care home were coming to the end of their days and they wanted to make love one last time, so they sneak into the stock cupboard when no one is looking. Now Ethel hadn't been well for some time but hadn't wanted to trouble Fred. Fred however was feeling rather amorous and groping her everywhere, unclipped her suspenders, ripped her bra off and was just about to get down to business when Ethel shouted out "Stop.... I have something to tell you". Fred rather frustrated said to Ethel "What is it my lovely?" "I have acute Angina" she replied Fred giggled and said "I know and your boobs aren't bad either" |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged angina , tits , boobs , vagina , old - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said. The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!" | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged old people , shagging , ugly , angina - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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