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| I came home yesterday and found that my wife had discovered my private camcorder collection and was watching one of them. She looked really shocked and I was really angry. So I ruined it for her and told her the little girl dies at the end. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged home , wife , private , camcorder , shocked , angry , dies - Current Score: 197 - Added: 3 months ago
| One day a bus driver was in his bus when the biggest man he had ever seen got on. The giant looked at the driver and said: "Big John doesn't pay", and took his seat on the bus. The bus driver was only a little man and he didn't want to argue. This happened for several days. After a week , the bus driver was beginning to get a little angry. Everybody else paid, so why not the big man? So the driver went to the gym and started a course of body-building. He didn't want to get frightened of Big John any more. Three weeks later the driver had strong muscles and was feeling very fit. At the usual stop, Big John got on. "Big John doesn't pay", he said. But this time the driver was prepared for him. He got up and said : "Oh, yeah? And why doesn't Big John pay?" "Because Big John has got a bus pass" , the man replied. | |
Joke by mikeyrocksya, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bus , driver , big , man , john , little , weak , pass , gym , muscles , days , angry - Current Score: 58 - Added: 11 months ago
| THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT! 1. You're so cute when you're angry. 2. Don't you have some laundry to do or something. 3. You're just upset because you're putting on weight. 4. Wait a minute, I get it. What time of the month is it? 5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one. 6. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked. 7. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning. 8. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? 9. Woah time out! Football is on! 10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , bitch , sexist , angry , arguement - Current Score: 35 - Added: 11 months ago
| "What do you mean by coming home half drunk," screamed the angry wife. The husband shouted back, "it's not my fucking fault - I ran out of money." | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged angry , wife , husband , pissed , money - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months ago
| A wife says to her friend, "our sex life stinks." Her friend says, "do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having sex?" She says, "once, and I saw rage." Her friend says, "why would he be angry during sex?" The wife says, "because he was looking through the window at us." | |
Joke by maine787, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged angry , sex , adultery - Current Score: 19 - Added: 11 months ago
| I asked my deaf/mute neighbour to stop parking his car on my drive. He got quite angry,you should have seen the language. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged mute , neighbour , car , park , drive , angry , language - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
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