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An old drunk is sitting in the pub one day rambling to anyone who will listen

"My name is Angus and I built all the fucking roads round this town, but do they call me Angus the Roadbuilder? No they don't"

"I built all the fucking fences around this town, but do they call me Angus the Fencebuilder? No they fuckin well don't"

"I also put up all the brick walls round this town, and do you think they call me Angus the Bricklayer? Do they fuck!"

"But you shag ONE sheep......."
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Joke by lashley, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged angus , roadbuilder , fencebuilder , bricklayer , sheepshagger  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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