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| If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. |    |
Joke by tgs, in Religion and racism > Vegetarian - Tagged god , made , animals , food , fuck you veggies , awkward fuckers , make your own dinner - Current Score: 1109 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| Actors are often advised never to work with children or animals. Especially in the porn industry. | |
Joke by roandy, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged actors , children , animals , porn - Current Score: 300 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| Three tough looking rats are sitting at a bar drinking. The first rat puts down his beer and turns to the others, saying, "You know how tough I am? Well, you know that rat poison they put down in the kitchen? I eat that stuff for breakfast lunch and dinner!" The second rat looks unimpressed and says, "That's nothing. You know those big fucking rat traps they got all over the place? Well, get this - I jump in and out of them for a bit exercise. That's how tough I am!" The third rat knocks back his whiskey, slams the glass down on the bar and heads for the door. "Where are you going?" asks the first rat. "I'm off home to shag the cat", replies the third rat. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged rats , fuck , cats , rat poison , sex , animals , mice - Current Score: 286 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| Bestiality is wrong! People who do that are Fucking Animals | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged animals , people , fucking , old mcdonalds farm - Current Score: 250 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What did the dad buffalo say when he left his son? Bison. | |
Joke by smashedash, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged buffalo , bison , animals - Current Score: 144 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| Steve Irwin died the way he lived With animals in his heart | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Steve Irwin - Tagged steve irwin , heart , stingray , animals , beastiality , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 137 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| A miserable looking man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple whisky. The Bartender raises an eyebrow and says "that's some pretty strong poison you're ordering, you must be fucking miserable." The man says "well I just found my wife in bed with my best friend, so yeah I'm feeling pretty bad". The Bartender is shocked by the man's story so he gives him the drink on the house and asks him to tell the story. "I came home and walked into our bedroom, then I saw them together, I told her that we were through and to pack her things." "And what did you do with your friend?" the Bartender inquired. "I looked him right in the eye and I said, 'bad dog!'" he replied. | |
Joke by D dude, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged drinking jokes , animals - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Teacher to class, today children we will be doing what noises animals make. "Lucy, what do cows say?" Lucy: "Moo, miss." "Very good, Lucy. Ben, what do sheep say?" Ben: "Baaaaaa, miss." "Very good, Ben. Leroy what do pigs say?" Leroy: "What's in the bag, nigga?" | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged cows , sheep , pigs , animals - Current Score: 124 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
| What did the vet say to the dog who kept licking his balls? "Thanks" | |
Joke by MattyPea, in Sex and shit > Vets - Tagged animals , balls , vets , dog - Current Score: 111 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
| A man ended up in a hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a toy horse lodged in his arse. The doctors have described his condition as stable. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged man , hospital , animals , stable - Current Score: 108 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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