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| My dad always told me "follow your dreams." So I was a bit annoyed when he condemned me for raping my two young nieces. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged dad , follow , dream , annoyed , condemned , nieces - Current Score: 71 - Added: 3 months ago
| Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street, bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf," he asks, "or are you just gonna fuck around?" | |
Joke by joecorby, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , golf , st peter , weird , lucky , slice , unbelievable , annoyed - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A young man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic offence. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and that he would have to return the next day. "What for!" he snapped at the judge. His honour, equally irked by a tedious day and roared out loud, "Twenty pounds for contempt of court! That's why!" As the young man reached for his wallet, the judge relented, "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The young man replied, "I know. I'm just checking to see if I have enough for two more words." | |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged judge , fine , court , swear , money , traffic , anger , annoyed - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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