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| I find nothing is quite so annoying as having someone carry on talking while you're trying to interrupt. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > None - Tagged interupt , annoying , talking - Current Score: 248 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What's twice as annoying as a woman? Two women. | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged annoying - Current Score: 115 - Added: 2 months ago
| Confused.com The premier destination for people looking for cheap car insurance, and for people looking for the addresses of the cunts that made those annoying fucking adverts. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged confused , annoying , advert - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months ago
| Recent E-Mails have changed my way of life: - I now have to use a wet sponge to seal every envelope that needs sealing as there is rat shit in the glue. - Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason. - I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the £15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs. Or from the Senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split twenty seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate. - I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes. - I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains. - I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. - I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. - I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . - I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum. - I can't even pick up the £5 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Jokes with no home > Computers - Tagged emails have changed my life , bullshit , annoying , spam - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 week ago
| What do you call a white woman living in Southern Texas? Morbidly obese! | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Whites - Tagged white , loud , bitch , annoying , fat , yall - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's more annoying than an American? Two Americans. | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged annoying - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
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