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| I got a new anorexic girlfriend. It's not going too well - these days, I'm seeing less and less of her. |    |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexic , thin - Current Score: 165 - Added: 5 months ago
| I think my daughter might be anorexic. She refuses to swallow. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexic , swallow - Current Score: 103 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Apparently when an Anorexic looks in a mirror, they see a fat bastard looking back at them. Therefore, most Americans must be anorexic. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged fat , anorexic , fat american , american - Current Score: 68 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do you call an anorexic with thrush? A quarter pounder with cheese. | |
Joke by midget, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexic - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| If two anorexic people have sex very vigourously, do they start a fire? | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexic , sex , fire - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months ago
| How to get rich in the credit crunch:- 1. Marry an anorexic 2. Get your wife life insurance 3. Keep telling your wife she's fat | |
Joke by norrth6, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged rich , fat , wife , credit crunch , anorexic - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between an American and a Somalian? Well, they both steal oil from Arabs, they both love having wars, they both have too many blacks in their countries, and all the people in the countries are big-headed. The only difference is, an average American fits six Somalians. | |
Joke by bogies, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged america , fat , somali , skinny , anorexic , wars , too many niggers - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 days ago
| The cost of living is rising, with food being one of the worst. I have three daughters so I'm hoping none of them get Bulimia... but Anorexia, well... | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Headlines - Tagged eating disorders , spewing , starving , daughters , bulimic , anorexic , food , money money money - Current Score: 2 - Added: 2 months ago
| Where in Britain has the highest percentage of anorexics? Nuneaton | |
Joke by SuperTed, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexic , nuneaton , britain - Current Score: 1 - Added: 7 months ago
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