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| How does coming out of the closet make you gay? Coming in another man's anus, THAT makes you gay. |    |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , come , jizz , spunk , anus , anal , willy wufters - Current Score: 173 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My mate told me that if you stick your finger up a bird's arse during sex it doubles her enjoyment. I tried it today - she seemed to enjoy it but her boyfriend kicked my head in. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Arse - Tagged sex , anus , women - Current Score: 94 - Added: 1 month ago
| A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger right into the dead man's anus, withdraws it and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation. Note, I sunk the middle finger but I licked my index." | |
Joke by JMe, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged anus , finger , students , dead - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the body and, to his surprise, he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out and, to his absolute surprise, music begins playing: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..." The student is amazed, and pops the cork back into the anus. The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse. "Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again. They hear: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..." "So what?" the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the student's discovery. "But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student. "Are you kidding?", replied the examiner, "Any arsehole can sing country music." | |
Joke by timbucks, in Illness and mortality > Proctology - Tagged arsehole , country , proctology , anus , music - Current Score: 18 - Added: 11 months ago
| Next time you're having a bad day, just imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother attached at your shoulder is gay, you're not. He has a date coming tonight you only have one arsehole! | |
Joke by ROBDON, in Sex and shit > Twins - Tagged anus , sex and shit - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
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