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| There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment, which family survived? The white family: they were all at work. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged tornado , mexican , black , apartment , work - Current Score: 230 - Added: 7 months ago
| Two Jewish blokes, Gerry and Sam, find a prostitute and, being Jewish, they don't want to spend much money, so they ask the hooker if she will have them both for a fiver. The hooker says no, but she will fuck them both for six quid, so they go back to her apartment. Gerry sits on the sofa while Sam goes first. The prostitute gets on top and starts riding away. After a minute the prostitute says, "Come on, faster, faster, I'll knock a couple of quid off." So Sam fucks her faster. A minute later she says, "come on, harder,harder, I'll knock another couple of quid off." So Sam fucks her harder. Then she says, "come on, harder and faster, I'll knock another couple off quid off." So he bangs her harder and faster. Just then Gerry jumps off the sofa and screams, "go on sam, go for the profit, go for the profit!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , prostitute , profit , sofa , apartment , money , hooker - Current Score: 71 - Added: 8 months ago
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