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| How come "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing, except if you say them at a funeral? -Demetri Martin |    |
Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged funeral , sorry , apology - Current Score: 200 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| A man walked into a florist’s and said, ''I’d like some flowers, please.'' ''Certainly, sir. What did you have in mind?'' ''I’m not sure.'' ''Perhaps I could help,'' suggested the florist. ''What exactly have you done?'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged flowers , man , apology , sorry , wife , husband - Current Score: 166 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| There is a lot of fuss at the moment, about Britain being "obliged" to apologise for our role in the slave trade. Well, I'm White English and I'm demanding an apology for the consequences of the slave trade too- I think we would be much better off nowadays if they had left all those niggers in Africa. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged slave , nigger , niggers , blacks , slave trade , apology , tony blair , racist , racism , africa , britain , english , white - Current Score: 91 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| It's all very well Africans asking us to say sorry for the slave trade, but when are we going to get our apology for them throwing our vicars in big bubbling cauldrons and stealing their top hats? | |
Joke by tgs, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged africa , slave trade , apology , vicars , top hats , viz letters - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 months ago
| I see that Jonathan Ross has apologised to Andrew Sachs. Just as well - they would've had to wait a fucking long time for him to say sorry. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Jonathan Ross - Tagged jonathan ross , andrew sachs , apology - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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