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| I don't know, the modern world. All these electrical apparatus that speak to you. I have a computer that tells me it has updated itself, an alarm clock that tells me its time to wake up, a sat-nav system that tells me the right direction and a bedside lamp that tells me to go out and kill women. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged bedside , lamp , satnav , alarm , apparatus , computer , maybe viz i dont know , yep vintage viz - Current Score: 151 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
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