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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
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Joke by bobbydgg, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged doctors and nurses , doctor , nurse , sex , appendix  - Current Score: 2347 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What have an appendix and a woman got in common?

They're with you for years, not much use, and they can send you to an early grave if you don't get them sorted out
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Joke by Gobshite, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged appendix , woman  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 10 months ago

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