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Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.

They're calling it 'Islam'.
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Joke by TGS, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged arabs , islam , muslim , submission , mohammed , allah , dark ages , illiterate , sisterfucking , morons  - Current Score: 248 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , oil , sand , arabs  - Current Score: 171 - Added: 6 days ago

Me and my mate were playing a game down London the other day. After 90 minutes it finished 0-0.
We were playing spot the English person.
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Joke by Aaron.c, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged pakis , polish , arabs  - Current Score: 143 - Added: 2 weeks ago

I think it's great that Sarkozy has sent some troops to the Middle East.

I mean, who else will show the Arab cunts how to surrender properly?
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Joke by 23rc, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged troops , french , arabs , surrender  - Current Score: 65 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago

What do you do when you see 100 dead Arabs?

Laugh and reload!
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Joke by Puman, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arabs , terrorists , muslim , islam  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

How does a shoe bomber walk?

Fucking carefully is my guess
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arabs , muslim , shoes  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Why do muslim women wear the veil?

To make sure the rain doesn't clean them!
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Joke by steview, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , smelly , arabs , repulsive  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago

It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the World Trade Center used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..."

The son, not understanding, asks his father "What are the Twin Towers?" The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs destroyed them."

The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"
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Joke by pdf1, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged twin towers , arabs  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Just watching some Arabian football league highlights.

I've never seen so many explosive strikers.
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Joke by jamese3, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged football , suicide bomber , arabs  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago

What do you call a arab with his hand up a camel's arse?

A mechanic.
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Joke by Sparrow91, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged arabs , camel  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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