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| Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Pregnancy and Abortion - Tagged thalidomide , arms , sweater , baby , babies , three , gynecologist , gynecologists , pill , pills , arm , jumper , knitting , knit , sleeve - Current Score: 404 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What has four legs and one arm? A doberman in a playground. | |
Joke by chelseymoon, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged doberman , dog , arm , leg , playground - Current Score: 154 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Saw my mate Jim yesterday, he's only got one arm. "Where you off then, Jim?" I shouted "I'm going to change a light bulb," he said. "That's going to be awkward, isn't it?" I asked. "No.....I've still got the receipt." | |
Joke by troyboy, in Illness and mortality > Lightbulb - Tagged one , arm , reciept , light bulb - Current Score: 137 - Added: 5 months ago
| In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged amputation , disabled , woman , hospital , doctor , amputee , leg , arm , legs , arms , good , bad , news - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Did you hear about that guy who sued Britney Spears for breaking his foot? I'm going to sue Jessica Alba for damaging my right arm. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Jessica Alba - Tagged sue , celebrity , jessica , alba , britney , spears , arm , wank , damage - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 months ago
| I'd hate to be the poor fucker who has to clean the mess up in the leper colony after they've finished the hokey-kokey! | |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Leprosy - Tagged leg , arm , head , body - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 month ago
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