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| Our leading swimming amputees have not been doing too well at the Paralympics. When asked if he could put his finger on the reason for their poor form. The team coach claimed they were all stumped... |    |
Joke by pally76, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged swimmers , amputees , stumped , armless - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months ago
| There was a man with one arm that came to America trying to look for a job, But since he only had one arm no one wanted to hire him. So the poor man decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. He went to the highest floor of the building and was about to jump when he saw a man on the street with no arms dancing. So the man thought to himself 'I have one arm and im about to kill myself, but that man has no arms and he's dancing. The man gets off the Building and goes to the man with no arms and says, "I have one arm and I'm about to kill myself, but you have no arms and you're here dancing." The man with no arms says, "dancing? Im trying to scratch my ass!" | |
Joke by whats the point, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged armless - Current Score: 12 - Added: 8 months ago
| An armless man walked into a pub which was empty except for the landlord. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the landlord if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The landlord obliged him. He then asked if the landlord would tip the glass to his lips. The landlord did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the landlord would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The landlord did it and commented, “It must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for you?” The man said, “Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is the toilet?” The landlord quickly replied, “the closest one is in the petrol station, about half a mile down the road.” | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged armless , landlord , petrol , station , money - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months ago
| A man with no arms or legs is at the bus stop. His friend pulls up on the bus and shouts 'Hello mate, how are you getting on.....?' | |
Joke by freestyler_onli, in Illness and mortality > Paraplegics - Tagged armless , bus - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago
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