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| YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRUNK WHEN... A fat woman walks into a bar. She walks to the center of the bar and lifts her arm revealing a hairy armpit. She points at everyone in the bar. "Any of you lads going to buy me a drink then?" A drunk, who had been sitting in the corner of the bar, shouts "I'll buy the ballerina a drink" The barman pours the lady a drink and she gulps it down. Again she raises her arm and points. "Any of you lads going to buy me a drink?" Again the drunk shouts "I'll buy the ballerina a drink" The man who had been sitting just a few seats away turns to the drunk and says "Why do you keep calling her that?" The drunk stares at him in disbelief before finally saying "My friend, any woman who can get her leg up that high must be a ballerina!" |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged drunk , ballerina , fat , hairy , armpit , bar , lads , woman - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's hairy and got 3 fingers? A thalidomide's armpit | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Illness and mortality > Thalidomide - Tagged thalidomides , armpit - Current Score: 23 - Added: 8 months ago
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