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| Gordon Brown goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused." The doctor replies, "I'm not surprised...you're a cunt." |    |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , aroused , cunt - Current Score: 123 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago
| I went to the doctor's a few weeks back. I told him that I've just started seeing a gorgeous girl and I'm having trouble lasting more than a few minutes when I fuck her. He told me, "maybe it would help you last longer if you thought about something horrible when you get aroused, like naked grannies or dead children." It didn't work at all... now I have a terrible problem with premature ejaculation! | |
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged premature , ejaculation , doctor , doctors , girl , sex , fuck , girlfriend , horrible , aroused , naked , old , grannies , dead , children - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
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