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| Police today arrested a Thalidomide couple at Heathrow Airport. They were charged under the terrorism act, for trying to take small arms onto a plane. |    |
Joke by Rexton, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , police , airport , terrorism , small arms , terrorists , terrorist , small , arms , arrest , arrested , plane , planes , act , couple - Current Score: 131 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| When the police arrest a deaf and dumb person, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged deaf , dumb , police , silent , arrest , tell - Current Score: 69 - Added: 3 months ago
| No wonder they complain of discrimination! A black guy staggered into a London police station with a knife in his back. He was immediately arrested for being in posession of a dangerous weapon! | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged knife , police station , arrest - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months ago
| A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said: "Call for backup." | |
Joke by David, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , backup , mother , recruit , exam , funny , arrest - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 week ago
| I had always heard that the punishment was supposed to suit the crime, you can understand why I was so surprised when I got 20 years | |
Joke by Mentalmonkey, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophillia , crime , arrest - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 week ago
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