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| Newsflash!!! Police have arrested a man for selling pills that will give you eternal youth. Records show that it is the fourth time this man has been arrested. The earlier arrests were made in 1799, 1852 and 1921. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , eternal , youth , pills , arrested - Current Score: 183 - Added: 4 months ago
| Police today arrested a Thalidomide couple at Heathrow Airport. They were charged under the terrorism act, for trying to take small arms onto a plane. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , police , airport , terrorism , small arms , terrorists , terrorist , small , arms , arrest , arrested , plane , planes , act , couple - Current Score: 136 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What do you call a chav in a suit? The accused. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , accused , arrested , court , suit - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| I heard my mate Dave the magician got himself arrested today. I thought to myself, I bet the fucker has been up to his old tricks again. | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Magician - Tagged arrested , tricks , magician - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago
| I decided to go jogging in the park this morning........well it was either that or get caught and arrested for flashing. | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Flasher - Tagged jogging , park , arrested - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was arrested after a speed dating session. Apparently, going up to a table, bending a girl over it, then taking her up the arse is not their idea of speed. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged arrested , speed , dating , arse - Current Score: 1 - Added: 5 months ago
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