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| A couple of blondes go on an adventure weekend. The archery and rifle practices go without a glitch, unfortunately they get lost during the hunting activity and are unable to phone for help. After screaming for help, they sit down and wait to be rescued... Eying the weaponry, one of the girls remarks, "didn't the guide say to shoot into the air to attract help if we got lost?" "Great idea," exclaims the other, and grabs the bag of weaponry. After 6 hours and 18 shots later they are still lost. "Do you reckon anyone will find us?" asks the first blonde, fearfully. "I bloody hope so, we've only got 2 arrows left..." says the other. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Blonde - Tagged arrows , blonde , shoot , weaponry , hunting - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months ago
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