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William Gallas has said the Arsenal team lack any leadership, courage or bravery.

Well what does he expect, they're all French!
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Joke by hunting, in Celebrity and news events > Arsenal - Tagged french , arsenal , gallas  - Current Score: 193 - Added: 1 day ago

The RSPCA have acted very quickly after recent incidents at the Emirates Stadium.

If you see an Arsenal fan with a dog please ask them to call 0800 4-2 4-3 4-4 for free advice on how to hold onto a lead.
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Joke by minicab_adi, in Celebrity and news events > Arsenal - Tagged football , soccer , tottenham hotspur , arsenal  - Current Score: 122 - Added: 3 weeks ago

Eduardo whooaa, Eduardo whooaa,

He had such silky skills,

Now he walks like Heather Mills.
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Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > eduardo - Tagged football , arsenal , eduardo , heather mills , skills  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 8 months, 22 days ago

I was talking to this Essex lass the other day about our heritage and she was saying she had a bit of German, a bit of French, a bit of Spanish and a bit of English in her. I was quite amazed.......... turned out she'd slept with the Arsenal squad.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jazza l s, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex , arsenal , slag  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months ago

If Liverpool fans shout "Up the Pool!"
and Aston Villa fans shout "Up the Villa!"
What do Arsenal fans shout?

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"fuck off you yiddish bastards, we'll be in the premiership next year" or words to that effect

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OK, but I'm not a Spurs fan btw. AI.
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Joke by AngryInfidel, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , arsenal , anal sex , up the arse  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 weeks ago

For sale... One Arsenal dartboard. No doubles or trebles on it.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mamma mia, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , arsenal , dartboard  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 weeks ago

A little lad in a London primary school gets to take his pet kittens into class.

The teacher says to him, "they are very nice, what do they like to do?"

The little lad replies, "they like to watch Tottenham Hotspur, miss."

Teacher; "ah, that's real cute"

A few weeks later, she asks the little lad what his kittens are up to.

He replies, "they are watching Arsenal, miss."

The teacher says, "but I thought you said they were Spurs fans?"

"They were, miss, but now their eyes have opened!"
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Joke by Ben Dover, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged teacher , school , class , kittens , football , tottenham , spurs , arsenal  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago

The Emirates Stadium burned down on friday night.

Police suspect it was Arsene.
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Joke by Rappola, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged arsenal , arsene wenger , fire , emirates  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 weeks ago

The Premier League has officially decided to rename Arsenal's stadium the ImmigrantsI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged arsenal , arrogance , immigrants  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months ago

The Arsenal Defence...though with four Frenchman in it you can't be surprised when they surrender leads.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mboma, in Celebrity and news events > Arsenal - Tagged arsenal , defence , shit , french  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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