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How many Yanks does it take to change a light bulb?

None: they assume the sun shines out of their arses.
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Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged light bulb , yanks , arses , sun  - Current Score: 121 - Added: 6 months ago

Girlfriend, "Do you believe in puppy love?"

Boyfriend, "I've tried it once, but their arses are too tight."
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Joke by Nayim, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged puppy , love , arses , girlfriend , boyfriend  - Current Score: 120 - Added: 4 months ago

Those youngsters who wear their jeans halfway down their arses.
They really piss me off. I feel like fucking belting them.
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Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Fashion - Tagged youngsters , jeans , arses , fucking  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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