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I thought I'd try modern art because it seems pretty easy, so I found a used tampon and wiped it all over my desk at work.

I called it the Periodic Table.
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Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged period , table , tampon , work , desk , modern , art  - Current Score: 185 - Added: 5 months ago

They say that foreplay is an art.
After two minutes I usually spill my paint.
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Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Premature Ejaculation - Tagged foreplay , art , spill  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 4 weeks ago

What do you call an artist with brown fingers?
Picasso.
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Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Fingering - Tagged picasso , arse , fingering , art  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month ago

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