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| Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After 5 minutes he says, "Sorry luv the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on." "That'll be my arthritis," she says. "What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their fanny before." "No," she says, "It's in my arms and hands... I can't wipe me arse." |    |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > arthritis - Tagged old , oral sex , smell , shit , arthritis - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| "I'll tell you," George said to Paul, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" Paul asked. "You bet," George replied. "It makes every single one of your joints stiff except the right one." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged arthritis , cancer , dick , stiff , joints - Current Score: 143 - Added: 4 months ago
| A patient comes into her local pharmacy to collect her regular arthritis medication. The pharmacist hands over her prescription and says, "take one of these tablets every four hours. Or as often as you can get the cap off." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged pharmacist , pharmacy , arthritis , medication , tablets - Current Score: 48 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| First old geezer: "So what's your new girlfriend like?" Second old geezer: "Like this" holding up his hands as if he's cupping a pair of nice juicy melons. Firts old geezer: "What? Big tits?" Second old geezer: "No. Chronic arthritis." | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged arthritis - Current Score: 22 - Added: 11 months ago
| My grandad has arthritis in both wrists, we've nicknamed him Anelka.. as they are both useless wankers.. (I hope all the Chelsea fans don't vote this joke down. Although they probably both will..) | |
Joke by pally76, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged anelka , wanker , chelsea , wrist , wrists , arthritis - Current Score: 20 - Added: 6 months ago
| The Doctor has told me I need to find a new hobby. I have Arthritis in my wrists. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged wanking , arthritis - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My gran joined a local help group for old people with arthritis and rheumatism. She soon left though - it was too clicky. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged arthritis , rheumatism , old , help group , gran - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
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