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| There's a special on down at Asda... He's working on the checkout. |    |
Joke by flip master3, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged special , asda , checkout - Current Score: 111 - Added: 9 months ago
| I've just bought some mince pies from Asda. "Ideal for Christmas Day." It says on the box. "Best before Nov 21." | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , asda , pies - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| Have you heard that Asda and MFI are forming a partnership? Yeah, I just bought a chicken from them - its leg fell off! | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged asda , mfi , partnership , chicken , leg - Current Score: 10 - Added: 9 months ago
| Where do people with learning difficulties shop? SPASDA | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Handicapped - Tagged asda , mong , spacker , spastic , supermarket - Current Score: 9 - Added: 6 months ago
| Woman shopping in Asda notices a cute young assistant,he has such a nice arse it makes her randy. She asks him to carry her shopping to her car,on the way she cannot hold back any more and says to him "I've got an itchy pussy". He says "You'll have to point it out love,all these fucking Japanese cars look the same to me!!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged pussy , itchy , slapper , asda , poof - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year ago
| Have you heard that Asda and MFI are forming a partnership? Yeah, i just bought a chicken this morning - its leg fell off! | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged asda , mfi , chicken - Current Score: -4 - Added: 11 months ago
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