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| I went into a pub the other day. There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, two Asians, an African man, and two homosexuals. ... didn't stay long. |    |
Joke by iatlv1, in Religion and racism > MIXED RACES - Tagged englishman , irishman , scotsman , asian , african , homosexual - Current Score: 211 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| Why is there so many Chinese people in Harrow? Because they get off the plane, get in a taxi and say "HARROW!!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged racist , chinese , chinki , asian - Current Score: 106 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A man goes into hospital for an operation and the next day he is in the recovery ward with the doctor. The doctor says; "I have some good news and some bad news about your operation". The man says; "Give me the bad news first". So the doctor tells him; "We had to give you two blood transfusions during your operation, one was black blood and the other was paki blood". "Shit!" Says the man. "What's the good news?" "Your cock is three inches longer and your top of the housing list!" replied the doctor. | |
Joke by CockThrobber, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , asian , blacks , pakis , wogs , coons , medical , hospital , anti jehovas witnesses , blood clots , niggers , towel heads - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The U.S. Army has decided not to use Jackie Chan in a recruitment ad. Apparently they didn't want to show a Chink in their armour. | |
Joke by richyrich, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged chink , asian - Current Score: 66 - Added: 7 months ago
| What do you call an Asian with a big cock? Azif. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged asian , cock , small - Current Score: 51 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| I find Asian women really sexy, but Yoko Ono is a nasty looking bitch. I heard John Lennon used to scream out her last name during sex. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged asian , bitch , john lennon , ugly , woman , yoko ono - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| What's red, orange, green, pink, blue and smells? A Paki wedding | |
Joke by chewitt889, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , indian , brown , shit , asian - Current Score: 30 - Added: 9 months ago
| Scientists have successfully mated a Paki with an octopus. It's a slimy, ugly, smelly bastard, but fuck me, can it stack shelves! | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistani , asian - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Two Paki junkys injected Curry powder after they had run out of Heroin. Initial police reports say that one is in a Korma whilst the other one is stable with a dodgy Tikka. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistani , asian , junky , heroin - Current Score: 20 - Added: 9 months, 27 days ago
| A spokesman for the NHS has admitted today that they made a massive error in their campaign to recruit Asian doctors. The advertising slogan read "Become a doctor in the UK... make a bomb". | |
Joke by treefella22, in Jokes with no home > Uk Terror Attack - Tagged doctor , terror , asian - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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