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| This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?" The banker says, "Fluctuations." The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , yuan , bank , racist , asians - Current Score: 989 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| 6.00: G-Had TV. Morning prayers. 8.30: Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Eh-oh". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher. 9.00: Shouts of Praise. More prayers. 10.00: The Apprentice. Ten young Muslims complete a variety of tasks each week - one of them will be recruited by prominent Islamist leader Muqtada al-Sadr into a top position in the Mahdi Army. 11.00: Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. 12.00: Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects. 12.30: Panoramadan. The programme reports on America's attempts to take over the world. 13.30: Xena. Modestly dressed housewife Xena stays at home and does some cooking. 14.00: Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas. 14.30: Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. 15.00: Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions. 'Starter for ten, no praying.' 15.30: I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols. 16.00: Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders. 16.30: Countdown. Can the American prisoners defuse the bomb in their cell before the timer runs down? 17.00: Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery. 17.30: Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour. 18.00: Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again. 18.30: Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running? 19.00: Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council? 20.00: FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women. 21.30: Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week? 22.00: Imam Ted. Sitcom about three imams who live on a tiny island in the Persian Gulf. This week, Imam Dhuga'il accidently burns down the mosque, while Imam Jakh is stoned to death for drinking alcohol. 22.30: Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel. 23.30: They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating in the 'Don't feel the Mullah' round. Midnight: When Imams Attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot. 00:.30: The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories. 01.30: Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer. 02.00: A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again. | |
Joke by MrPoliticallyIncorrect, in Religion and racism > Great Britain - Tagged muslim , asians , pakistani , taliban , probably nicked from richard littlejohn - Current Score: 159 - Added: 6 months ago
| I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?" 7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing. 12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing. And 81% of people asked didn't speak English. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , niggers , blacks , pakis , black , paki , chinese , chinks , asians , muslim , migrants , immigration , london - Current Score: 146 - Added: 7 months ago
| Mr Singh. goes to heaven. When he gets to the pearly gates, St. Peter takes one look at him and says "sorry no Asians allowed in heaven," but Mr. Singh pleads that he's a good bloke who has led a saintly life. He says, "Just last week I gave £20 to Children In Need, £30 to Help The Aged and £50 to Comic Relief". St. Peter thinks for a while then goes inside to speak to God then comes back. "Sorry mate, I've had a word with God... He says, 'here's your £100 back, now fuck off!'" | |
Joke by NUFC, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged asians , god , heaven - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| How do you stop a tsunami? Throw 160,000 Asians in front of it. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Celebrity and news events > Tsunami - Tagged tsunami , asians - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Done my good deed for the year. I overheard the elderly Asian couple at the end of my street complaining how hard it was for them to keep warm this Winter. I've helped them out with a bit of petrol through the letterbox. | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged asians , racist , arson , petrol , letter box - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| 2000 Muslims crushed when a mosque collapses 200,000 Indians killed in an earthquake 300,000 Pakis killed in a plague epidemic Carlsberg don't do disasters........... | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged carlsberg , asians - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months ago
| A Muslim girl is confused about Halloween tradition. 'Haven't you had people knock on your door asking you for a treat ?' I said. 'Yeah, regularly', she said. 'My uncle and my grandad'. | |
Joke by adhesive86, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged asian , asians , muslim , halloween , paedo , paedophile , racist , incest - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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