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| Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka martini along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather." I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad". I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?" He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn." |    |
Joke by Welsh Twat, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged jesus , mexican , ask , lawn - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two Pakis buy an empty shop in Bradford. While waiting for the stock to arrive, one says to the other, "I bet you in the next five minutes someone will come in and ask us what we are selling." Sure enough, a man walks in and asks, "What's for sale in here then?" "Arseholes," say's one of the Pakis. "Business must be good," says the man. "There's only two left." | |
Joke by HoofHearted, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged shop , arseholes , pakis , pakistani , sale , stock , ask , two , bradford , bet , man , buisness - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago
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