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A wig and a turd walk into a pub.
"Can I have 2 pints of lager please? the wig asks.
"I'm not serving you any drinks" the barman replies.
"Why not?" the wig says
"Because you're off your head" the barman replies "and you're mate is steaming!"
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Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged asks , lager , turd , wig  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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