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| Why are aspirins white? Because they work. |    |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , aspirin , racism , work - Current Score: 349 - Added: 1 year ago
| A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache!" "Fancy a fuck then?" | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Jokes with no home > Husband - Tagged bedroom , aspirin , headache - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year ago
| Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged headache , children , aspirin , advice - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| What's the difference between cigar cutters and friendship bracelets? Cigar cutters are for cigars. Friendship bracelets are for fags. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged faggot , queer , aspirin - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months ago
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