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| I see the Police have just foiled a terrorist plot to blow up the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown. Haven't they got anything better to do? |    |
Joke by cheshirecat, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged assassination , gordon brown , terrorist plot , terrorist , prime minister - Current Score: 80 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One had his head blown off, the other was assassinated. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged assassination , clinton , jfk , presidents , america - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 month ago
| Three men arrested for allegedly plotting to kill Barak Obama Four men arrested in terror plot to kill Gordon Brown French president Nikolaus Sarkosy this morning made the follow statement " I surrender" | |
Joke by Sticky, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged assassination , french - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| Why did Mark Chapman shoot John Lennon? Yoko ducked! | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > John Lennon - Tagged john lennon , yoko ono , beatles , assassination - Current Score: 27 - Added: 11 months ago
| I noticed that during his victory speech, Barack Obama had a two-inch-thick piece of bullet-proof glass infront of him, and another piece of two-inch thick bullet-proof glass behind him. Surely someone determined enough to go and try to assassinate the president could perhaps... move to the side? | |
Joke by Drunken Hobo, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged obama , assassination , suppose it only had to stop americans - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 week ago
| When the Russians were accused of being behind the assassination attempt on the Pope, the KGB said they'd thoroughly investigate the matter. After exhaustive interviews and countless viewing of video tapes, it became clear that the Pope opened fire first. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Russian - Tagged pope , russian , commie , communist , communism , assassination - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Just been to the Bookies. You can get 50-1 if you bet on Jade Goody and Wendy Richard to die on the same day, so, I've bet £1,000. You can get a good hit man for ten grand, so I should be quids in. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , cancer , assassination , betting , richard - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
| I think all the fuss about Jonathon Ross will be forgotten when his show returns at the end of January. We will all still be preoccupied with Barack Obama's assasination the week before. | |
Joke by Corgi74, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged obama , jonathon ross , assassination - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 week ago
| Barack Obama was walking to the Pearly Gates, when Saint Peter stopped him. "Hey, you!" Said Saint Peter, "You can't just wander in. You have tell me at least one good thing you have done in your life." "I became the President of the Unites States." "Really? Wow! When did that happen?!" Obama thought for a second "About 12 seconds ago." | |
Joke by Houdini, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , america , pearly gates , heaven , saint peter , assassination - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Someone on here the other day asked the question. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? I suppose we will find out when Obama becomes President. | |
Joke by BertieMagoo, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged obama , assassination - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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