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Black man walks into a bar....

Well, that's what I told the police.
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Joke by Trucker, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , coon , gollywog , twat , assault  - Current Score: 54 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago

It's that time of the month when my girlfriend starts to bleed everywhere.

You'd have thought she would have learnt to stay out my way after last month's 'Stella Night' with the lads.
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Joke by Cuntychops, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , assault , alcohol , beaten  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 weeks ago

A specialist support centre for people who have suffered serious sexual assaults has opened in Liverpool.

Brilliant news: easy targets, all in one place.
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Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , assault , sex , liverpool , scousers  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months ago

Two peanuts walk into a bar



One was assaulted
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Joke by pigsick, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged peanuts , assault  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 11 months ago

I was told by the judge that I'd kicked a Pakistani to within an inch of his life in what was a blatant racially motivated attack. He asked, "Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?"
I replied, "Fuck me, was I really that close?"
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Joke by geemack, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged judge , paki , racist , pakistani , assault , beating  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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