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| I used to think I was the world's greatest lover, till I discovered my girlfriend had Asthma |    |
| A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser." The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath." The officer said, "OK then; I need you to come and give a blood sample." The man produced another letter. This one read: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way." So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then." The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read, "This man is an American. Please don't take the piss out of him." | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged driver , police , drunk , asthma , blood , sample , urine , football , derby county , piss - Current Score: 104 - Added: 11 months ago
| "I suffered an asthmatic attack the other day. I was walking down the street and three asthmatics snuck up behind me and stole my wallet. I know, I know, I should've heard them coming..." | |
Joke by Nayim, in Illness and mortality > Asthma - Tagged asthma , attack , wallet , cunt , emo philips - Current Score: 42 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| A couple are snogging away when suddenly the woman breaks off and says "Ooh, I think you just passed me your chewing gum." The bloke replies "Ah, sorry, I've got bronchial asthma." | |
Joke by Monty Propps, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged kiss , asthma , snog , sex , sick , phlegm , snot , couple , gross - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Just think how hard Darth Vader would have been if he didn't have asthma. | |
Joke by flies, in Celebrity and news events > Adam Ant - Tagged darth , vader , asthma , hard - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do you call a Muslim having trouble breathing ? Asma Attaq | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged muslim , paki , asthma - Current Score: 17 - Added: 5 days ago
| An asthmatic received an obscene phone call in the middle of an asthma attack. The caller paused halfway through and said. 'Did I call you or did you call me?' | |
Joke by 619no1, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged asthma , illness - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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