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| I don't believe in Astrology; I'm a Sagittarian and we're sceptical. |    |
Joke by Judas, in Jokes with no home > Not Sick - Tagged astrology , sceptical , sagittarian , not - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months ago
| In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...'Fucking hell, I must put a roof on this lavatory.' | |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Science - Tagged astrology , les dawson - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months ago
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