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| What is the biggest problem for an atheist ? No one to talk to during orgasm. |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged atheist , orgasm - Current Score: 334 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason. The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? " No, I said- I think he's an atheist. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , muslims , terrorist , terrorism , islam , dog , vet , staffordshire bull terrier , paki , pakis , pakistanis , brown , atheist - Current Score: 151 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| An atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon Forest suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed this time!" Suddenly there is a ray of light from Heaven and a voice booms out, "No, you are not screwed. All you have to do is pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief cannibal standing in front of you". So the explorer picks up the rock and proceeds to bash the chief unconscious. As he stands over the body, breathing heavily and surrounded by hundreds of cannibals with looks of shock and anger on their faces, God's voice booms out again and says, "OK.....Now You're screwed". | |
Joke by Hercules Poirot, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged explorer , cannibals , god , atheist - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. | |
Joke by Starfox, in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged atheist , atheism , prophet - Current Score: 75 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| As an atheist, I consider blasphemy a victimless crime... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged atheist , blasphemy , no god , nothing out there , you die and then theres nothing , get used to it - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| A religious look at Atheism. At least it's real. | |
Joke by NilliX, in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged atheism , atheist , real , god , christianity , christian - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
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