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| Stephen Hawking has just split from his girlfriend because he couldn't deal with her attitude.. Apparently she knew just how to push his buttons.. |    |
Joke by pally76, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , attitude , buttons - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Jack and Jill were just married, Jack took off his trousers and said to Jill try these on. Jill said they're too big. Jack said exactly! I wear the trousers in this marriage and always will. Jill said try my knickers on. Jack said I'll never get into them. Jill said exactly! and if you don't change your fucking attitude you never will... | |
Joke by sw3llh34d, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged marriage , trousers , attitude - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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