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I was getting nowhere chatting up this very attractive posh-looking bird the other night, so I asked her,

“Do you always give blokes such a hard time? I mean, have you ever slept with anyone before?”

“That's my business!” she snapped back at me.

“Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realise,” I responded. “How much?”
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Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Bird - Tagged business , posh , attractive , sex , prostitute  - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 month ago

What do you call an attractive white woman sitting in the same room as a Muslim?
A hostage.
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Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged attractive , white , woman , hostage  - Current Score: 174 - Added: 2 months ago

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