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| I used to hate weddings. All the old dears would poke me and say, "you're next." They soon stopped when I started saying the same to them at funerals. |    |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged aunt , wedding , funeral , death - Current Score: 514 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| My Auntie Marge has been in hospital for six months.....I Can't Believe She's Not Better! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Hospital - Tagged aunt , marge , hospital , months - Current Score: 118 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| My aunt reckoned smoking helped her lose weight. She was right, it did: one lung at a time. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Smoking - Tagged aunt , weight , lung , cancer - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 week ago
| My aunt came round the other day. Fuck, I didn't even know she was in a coma! | |
Joke by rimmer, in Illness and mortality > Coma - Tagged aunt , coma - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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