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| Michelle Williams has been offered the position of England Cricket coach. The ECC believed that her experience of fucking Australians and bringing home the ashes would be a great asset |    |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged heath ledger , michelle williams , widow , cricket , aussies , australians - Current Score: 48 - Added: 9 months, 30 days ago
| A student of criminal psychology decides to do his thesis on people who sexually abuse animals, and in particular, men who shag sheep. He takes a flight to Australia, and meets a sheep farmer and, amongst other things, asks him how he actually has sex with the sheep. "Well its quite simple, cobber - you grab the bastard by the tail, hold tight and slip your cock in." The student later travels to New Zealand and asks a farmer there the same question. "Ah, we're with the Aussie jokers on that one - grab it by the tail, hold on and fuck it from behind." Finally, the student goes to Wales and asks a farmer there how he does it. "Well it's bloody awkward, see - first you find your sheep, then you finds a stone wall, then you grabs the sheep by the front paws, bend its back over the wall and fucks it like that." The Student replies "Why don't you fuck it from behind like they do in Australia and New Zealand?" "Fuck it from behind? How am I supposed to kiss it?" | |
Joke by waynster, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged bestiality , welsh , sheep , australians , new zealanders , wales , sex , kiss , cock , aussie , aussies , australia , new zeland - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| It was April and the Aborigines in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect firewood to be prepared. After several days he had an idea. He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked, 'Is the coming winter in this area going to be cold?' The meteorologist responded, 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold.' So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' The meteorologist again replied, 'Yes, it's going to be a very cold winter.' The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' he asked. 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.' 'How can you be so sure?' the elder asked. The weatherman replied, 'Our satellites have reported that the Aborigines in the north are collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign.' | |
Joke by scottishg, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussies , abos - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why are Australians such well balanced individuals? Because they've got a chip on both fucking shoulders! | |
Joke by wastedkev, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussies - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months ago
| Two Aussies are travelling across the desert when they come across a watering hole and see a guy being eaten by a crocodile, already half-devoured. "Jesus, mate," one says to the other, "must be one of those trendy dressers from the city - he's even got a LaCoste sleeping bag!" | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussies , crocodiles , fashion - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| Q. Why do Aussies end up marrying women? A. Kangaroos can't cook. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussies , kangaroos - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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