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| A man takes his nine year old daughter to the doctor. After several hours in the waiting room, (NHS...) they're called in. "Hello," the doctor says. "How can I help you?" The man nods, "It's my daughter, I was wondering if you could put her on birth control." "Birth control?" the doctor is incredulous. "She's too young to be sexually active!" "Sexually active?" the father says, "She just lies there like her mother!" |    |
Joke by co2, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , paedophilia , sex , daughter , chemist , birth control , condom , paedophile , josef , fritzl , austria - Current Score: 410 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late. In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own". | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged incest , cellar , austria , fritzl - Current Score: 155 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| I'm sweating like an Austrian at a family reunion. | |
Joke by goingtohell, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged fritzl , family , incest , austria , austrian , sex - Current Score: 138 - Added: 2 months ago
| Josef Fritzl from Austria had his daughter locked in his cellar for 24 years. If only Karen Matthews could've thought of that. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged karen matthews , shannon matthews , shame she wasnt locked up for longer , austria , maxmoore - Current Score: 109 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| The number of Stag do's in Austria have fallen since the news got out that fathers really do lock up their daughters. | |
Joke by git, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged stag , austria , daughters , lock up - Current Score: 83 - Added: 2 months ago
| Karen Matthews was asked what she thought of the despicable acts that have been going on in Austria for the past 24 years. she said "it's bloody disgusting, 7 kids and only 1 dad" | |
Joke by stone, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged karen matthews , austria - Current Score: 81 - Added: 2 months ago
| In my cellar, I've got Beer, a Dartboard and a Pool table Trust the fucking Austrians to go one better. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Girl in Cellar - Tagged austria , cellar , austrian , fritzl - Current Score: 77 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| A warning has gone out by the government to the more geeky football fans traveling to Austria for the European Championships to be wary if a local invites them to a game of Dungeons and Dragons | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , austria , european championships - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 month ago
| The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even have their own Von Trapped family. | |
Joke by ComradeDuch, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austrian , josef fritzl , cellar , austria , kidnap - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Despite all the investment in the recent Jubilee line extension, London transport bosses are gutted to see that Austria has a more advanced underground system. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austria , underground , revvyb - Current Score: 39 - Added: 2 months ago
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