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| I've just bought this Austrian girl's diary off ebay. It's not very interesting, it just says: Monday: Stayed in Tuesday: Stayed in Wednesday: Stayed in. |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , house , albinobob - Current Score: 202 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Austrian Women are like good wine....left to mature in a cellar. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austrian , women , wine , cellar , fritzl - Current Score: 180 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Good news - the austrian cellar rapist is going to face the death penalty. Bad news - John Terry is going to take it | |
Joke by swifty1988, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged rapist , austrian - Current Score: 157 - Added: 2 months ago
| I'm sweating like an Austrian at a family reunion. | |
Joke by goingtohell, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged fritzl , family , incest , austria , austrian , sex - Current Score: 138 - Added: 2 months ago
| So, a daughter in the cellar, and an axe murderer in the closet. I can't help but feel the Austrians are taking the game of Cluedo a little too seriously. | |
Joke by pharoahdonny, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , cluedo , josef - Current Score: 117 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why don't Austrians care whether their lovers are 4, 14 or 40 years old? Because one size Fritz-all. | |
Joke by pharoahdonny, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , sex , cellar , austrian , paedophilia - Current Score: 97 - Added: 2 months ago
| I have just seen on TV about that Austrian bloke who imprisoned his daughter, sexually abused her and then fathered 7 kids. I think it was called "The Sound Of Music". ****************************************** Does that make them the Von Trapped family?? | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Jokes with no home > ? - Tagged revvyb , sound of music , austrian , josef fritzl - Current Score: 93 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| Now this is a story all about how my Life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house's Cellair In west Austria born and raised ******* my daughter is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool and building incest dungeons underneath my pool I took three kids out cuz they were all good told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood. I ****** just one of my daughters the police got scared But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair. They called the partyvan and when it got near The license plate said "AUSTRIA" and it had dice in the mirror "you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare," I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!" She crawled out the house after 7 offspring And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak German!" But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs, so come and party with me, in my second Cellair. | |
Joke by Zappa88, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , dungeon , incest - Current Score: 83 - Added: 2 months ago
| In my cellar, I've got Beer, a Dartboard and a Pool table Trust the fucking Austrians to go one better. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Girl in Cellar - Tagged austria , cellar , austrian , fritzl - Current Score: 77 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Celebrity parents everywhere have been congratulating Josef Fritzl on his unusual but successful attempt at forcing fame on his children. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged celebrity , parents , austrian , cellar , josef fritzl , albinobob - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 month ago
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