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I've just bought this Austrian girl's diary off ebay. It's not very interesting, it just says:

Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in...
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Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , house  - Current Score: 298 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago

Austrian Women are like good wine....left to mature in a cellar.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austrian , women , wine , cellar , fritzl  - Current Score: 213 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago

Good news - the Austrian cellar rapist is going to face the death penalty.

Bad news - John Terry is going to take it
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Joke by swifty1988, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged rapist , austrian  - Current Score: 192 - Added: 6 months ago

Unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger could never be president of America because he is not American.
Well... We all know what happened last time an Austrian took over a foreign country...
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Joke by Bean, in Celebrity and news events > Arnold Schwarzenegger - Tagged arnold schwarzenegger , austrian , nazi , hitler , american  - Current Score: 154 - Added: 3 weeks ago

"Josef Fritzl is the worst man in Austrian history."

Aren't they forgetting someone?
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Joke by haha@you, in Jokes with no home > hitler - Tagged hitler , austrian , josef fritzl , mock the week  - Current Score: 153 - Added: 3 weeks ago

I'm sweating like an Austrian at a family reunion.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by goingtohell, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged fritzl , family , incest , austria , austrian , sex  - Current Score: 150 - Added: 6 months ago

So, a daughter in the cellar, and an axe murderer in the closet.


I can't help but feel the Austrians are taking the game of Cluedo a little too seriously.
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Joke by pharoahdonny, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , cluedo , josef  - Current Score: 123 - Added: 6 months ago

Why don't Austrians care whether their lovers are 4, 14 or 40 years old?



Because one size Fritz-all.
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Joke by pharoahdonny, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , sex , cellar , austrian , paedophilia  - Current Score: 114 - Added: 6 months ago

I have just seen on TV about that Austrian bloke who imprisoned his daughter, sexually abused her and then fathered 7 kids.

I think it was called "The Sound Of Music".
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Joke by RevvyB, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged sound of music , austrian , josef fritzl  - Current Score: 108 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house's Cellair

In west Austria born and raised
Fucking my daughter is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and building incest dungeons underneath my pool
I took three kids out cuz they were all good
told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood.
I fucked just one of my daughters the police got scared
But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair.

They called the partyvan and when it got near
The license plate said "AUSTRIA" and it had dice in the mirror
"you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare,"
I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!"

She crawled out the house after 7 offspring
And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak German!"
But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs,
so come and party with me, in my second Cellair.
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Joke by Zappa88, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , dungeon , incest  - Current Score: 97 - Added: 6 months ago

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