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Did you know that if you counted up all the pies bought at football matches every weekend in the UK, the chances are...

You're autistic.
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Joke by arichw, in Illness and mortality > Autism - Tagged autism , autistic , jimmy carr  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 5 months ago

I just had a blow job from an autistic Girl.

I have special needs too.
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Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Autism - Tagged blowjob , autism , needs  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

A man has been going out with a woman who has two autistic kids. He goes to her house after work one night, hungry for dinner. His girlfriend puts down in front of him a plate with some pork chops on it.
"Where are the Vegetables?" he asks.
"Oh," replies the girlfriend, "They're not home from school yet!"
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Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Autism - Tagged girlfriend , school , dinner , autism , autistic  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 months ago

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