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| Isn't Sickipedia fucking brilliant...! It's the only place in the world that you can happily make jokes about blind, dyslexic, autistic, quadriplegic and sexually abused five-year-old girls all day long... ...but you face moral outrage if you dare to duplicate an old joke... |    |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , duplicate , quadriplegic , autistic , abused - Current Score: 974 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| If you added up every ticket bought for a football match which took place on a Saturday in the last 10 years and then worked out the gender of each ticket owner, you would probably find that...you're autistic. | |
Joke by marky_77, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , autistic - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 day ago
| Did you know that if you counted up all the pies bought at football matches every weekend in the UK, the chances are... You're autistic. | |
Joke by arichw, in Illness and mortality > Autism - Tagged autism , autistic , jimmy carr - Current Score: 37 - Added: 5 months ago
| Nicky Reilly, the Muslim convert who tried to blow up an Exeter restaurant last year, didn't manage to injure anyone but himself. I've just found out that he has a low IQ and is autistic! How fucking hilarious is that?!! Who else would convert to being a Muslim? | |
Joke by agentleman, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged autistic , suicide bombers - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month ago
| A man has been going out with a woman who has two autistic kids. He goes to her house after work one night, hungry for dinner. His girlfriend puts down in front of him a plate with some pork chops on it. "Where are the Vegetables?" he asks. "Oh," replies the girlfriend, "They're not home from school yet!" | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Autism - Tagged girlfriend , school , dinner , autism , autistic - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 months ago
| I have a mate who used to be autistic but he doesn't like to talk about it. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Illness and mortality > Autism - Tagged autistic - Current Score: 7 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
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