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| To Sickipedia from a Happy Hammers Fan..! (..to the tune of Sing a Song of Sixpence) Sing a song of Chelsea And how they lost the cup They took the game to penalties Then John Terry fucked it up The team all looked like Avram The players were so glum But me I havn't laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum |    |
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged football , chelsea , man utd , john terry , frank lampard , song , rhyme , champions league cup , avram - Current Score: 92 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| Out of respect for his mum, Frank Lampard will not be playing for Chelsea this weekend. Avram Grant was quoted as saying, "Frank will be making his usual contribution to the team." | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampards Mum - Tagged frank lampard's mum , frank lampard , chelsea , avram , grant - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
| Avram Grant apparently feels betrayed. After an emotional press conference he also put it down to a display of anti-Semitism by the "corrupt Russian". He still remains adamant that Israel should've won Eurovision. | |
Joke by binso, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged avram grant , avram , grant , eurovision - Current Score: 5 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
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