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With last week's booing and public outcry at the MOBO awards when Leona Lewis didn't bother to show up to collect her award,
I wonder how Heath Ledger's antiticipated no-show at the Oscars will go down...
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Joke by winkywankywooOO, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged heath ledger , award , batman , joker , oscars , mobo  - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award?

He was outstanding in his field.
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Joke by JOHN MAFIA, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged scarecrow , field , award  - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year ago

Why does Jay-Z get loads of Mobo awards when he peppers his lyrics with the 'N-word' but when I use it at my son's football match, I'm asked to leave the park? It's one law for the rich and famous...I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by buckfasthero, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged award , nigger  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Never underestimate the power of an internet joke. This actually happened.

"And the winner of the MTV Best Act Ever Award, as voted on our website, goes to....

....RICK ASTLEY!!"
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Musicians - Tagged rick astley , mtv , award , internet , joke  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Did you hear about the farmer who won an award?

Apparently he was outstandng in his field
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Joke by Randall, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged farmer , award , outstanding , field  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 11 months ago

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