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My wife has got long black hair running down her back...
God , How I wish it was on her head
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Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , hairy , back , sex , love  - Current Score: 79 - Added: 9 months ago

I've just bought a baby p. watch.
Its like a normal watch.
But the hands, face and back are broken.
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Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Baby P - Tagged watch , face , hands , back , broken  - Current Score: 59 - Added: 2 months ago

I went out with a 'joined at the buttocks' Siamese twin for a while but she finished with me.....

She found out I was seeing her sister behind her back
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Twins - Tagged back , sister , finished , siamese  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 7 months ago

Paddy's girlfriend went to the doc's to get the contraceptive pill.

Doc told her that she couldn't have it because she was already six month's pregnant.

"I know I am pregnant," she exclaims to the Doc, "but Paddy has found this hole behind me and I don't want a lump on my back as well."
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Joke by wwtf, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged pregnant , back , dumb , paddy , stupid , pill , arse  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 9 months ago

How long is a hair on a rabbit's back?

About 10 minutes.
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Joke by manning79, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged rabbit , hair , minutes , back  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year ago

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DDJ, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old age , back  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months ago

I hurt my back today..
I was playing piggy back with my 6 year old nephew, and I fell off.
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Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged back , nephew  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months ago

What's the difference between a Lada and a sheep?

It's less embarrassing being seen getting out of the back of a sheep.
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Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged lada , sheep , embarressment , anal , back , cars  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year ago

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